Alan’s Facebook Today Summary
Marshall Mellow
My doctor performed my semi-annual colonoscopy today (photo below) and I volunteered for it to be filmed by the local television cable show, Waste Matters. I’m ecstatic to be a part of health and the media.
Troy Molloy
Pictured are me and my three sons who all attended the annual Climb A Hill Slowly event in Prairie Dog, South Dakota. It’s about a 20-minute walk and the point isn’t to win but to participate. Everyone received a gold medal, but if you look closely ours has “with honors” on them because we climbed with helmets.
Gina Whiz
Changed her profile shot by taking off her sunglasses.
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• Don Wrong: “Wow, I only fantasized about your eyes before!”
• Chip Dale: “What Don said.”
• Ace Whitt: You must eat like a bird!
Swiss Tyrol
Varga estoppen verst lichten appamatox verboten oy vey sur quoi ce imprimatur.
• Charlotte Russe: Ump ter vector!
• Saint Bernard: Laughing!
Nichole Napp
Sitting at home doing absolutely nothing. Well, I am typing this. But once I’m done, I’ll be doing absolutely nothing. Like now. Almost.
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• Rory Dory: I’m going to do that!
• Mrs. Rory Dory: Oh, no you’re not!
• Saint Bernard: Laughing!
Kenny Radar
Just figured out my new Nikon DZ4000.6a camera. Wow! Photo below is of my wall.
• Lupo Valez: What setting did you use?
Jackie Rusty Baby O’Reilly
Just thinking about “Day and night, you are the one. Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.”
• Justin Pinkney: Wow! You ought to right muzic. I don’t know if those exzact lyrics would work, but the rime sounds good. Nice #%%^&$ job!
• Bland Pastel: Too late, I’m pretty sure Justin Beiber wrote that.
• Charlotte Russe: Ump ter vector!
Prince Earl
Here I am after my fourth, iron-person 400-mile run, 1,000 kilometer bike ride, and 65-fathom ocean dive. I can’t wait to compete in Nepal.
• Horst Rider: Unbelievable! And you aren’t even perspiring!
Clair Blair
Something for all of us to remember:
“It’s not how often you compliment a friend or forgive a child, but rather that you befriend yourself and treat yourself like a child so that you never are entrapped by that inner adult. This is to have lived.”
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Dolly Bolly
Here are the remnants of my mother’s 60th birthday cake. I think you can see what kind of great time we had.
• Roger Andout: Wish I was there!
• Carey Knot: I wish my mom was 60!
• Rich Crisp: That looks like agar 47 dye on the candles, and that is toxic to toads. I’d be careful about how you dispose of that.
• Lupo Valez: What setting did you use?
• Saint Bernard: Laughing!
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John Martin
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Simon
LOL RFLMAO YOLO
Peter McLean
YHTMTOYH
Alan Weiss
TYIAYS
Alan Weiss
PDMMSLLAPW
John Martin
TYIAYS?
Thank you, I am your saviour?
To you insignificant a******s, you suck?
Damn, where’s my Enigma machine?
Jared Lazaro
… And that’s why I think Facebook calling it a “News Feed” is a horrible misnomer.
Messaging with clients inside the messaging service is fine as an alternate channel of convenience. I also chat it up with family and peers I interact with in RealLife ™.
The rest of Facebook falls into A) esoteric and/or useless fluff or B) mind-numbingly depressing fluff, C) The Spelling of the Damned, or D) all of the above plus cat pictures. 🙁
Alan Weiss
It reminds me of The Walking Dead, and I don’ mean the survivors.