The Mad Dashers
Watching a stage performance—and this includes Broadway—when the curtain comes down but before it rises again and the performers take their bows, there are always a dozen or more people racing up the aisles to beat the crowds and claim
Bird Brains
I used to think that the squirrels were responsible for emptying out my bird feeders so rapidly. So I invested in "squirrel-resistant" feeders that actually work as claimed: Only one acrobatic squirrel ever managed to dine there, and he eventually
THEY Are the Problem!
Howard Beale's (Peter Finch's) cry in the 1976 film Network: “I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!,” There is a surfeit of people "mad as hell" today who apparently "aren't going to take it anymore."
A Minute with Alan® — Lame Excuses
May 10th, 2024 There are three really lame excuses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxu8Jl-FjnI
A Minute with Alan® — Prolixity
May 9th, 2024 Not enough people are brief. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSQ3GY4-AHc
This Is the Last Straw
The owner of the local coffee shop gave me a straw with my iced coffee, but warned me (as he consistently does), "You didn't get this from me, I could be fined $25 if one of the inspectors came in
A Minute with Alan® — The New Boyfriend
May 8th, 2024 The new boyfriend trick: think about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y55UQElY2mw
Barely There
The various entertainment award shows brought out the usual haute couture on the "red carpets" and now the Met Gala, the over-the-top museum party in New York, has done the same on a "green carpet." The commonality is the women trying
A Minute with Alan® — Academic Metrics
May 7th, 2024 This episode is on academic metrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqlxBo3NNJc