A Minute With Alan™ — Another Nice Mess
June 27th, 2022 Here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into.
Alan Weiss’s Monday Morning Memo® – 06/27/2022
A few popular myths: • Most ancient people believed in a flat earth. Columbus didn’t, nor did all those people who saw the top of an incoming sailing ship a bit at a time. • Mussolini made the trains run on time.
HP: Hardly Promising (Dumb Ass Stupid Management)
I love Apple computers and HP printers. But trying to set up a new one is just a huge time dump. The "automated" systems don't work, and the automated instructions are contradictory: "Now have your printer join your network." Response:
Use Your Directional Signal Or I’m Going to Beat the Hell Out of You
There's a difference between zealotry and fanaticism, as compared to passion. Passion is strong emotion, a great enthusiasm. We should seek to hire people with passion. Our hobbies and interests should fulfill some of our passions. But I'm never going
Did You Hear the One About the Sand Dollar, or the Trash Collector at Disneyland?
There's an ancient, hackneyed story in the speaking profession that every poor speaker "steals" and uses. Basically, it's about a stonemason who's asked what he's doing and replies, "I'm laying stones." When a second stonemason is asked the same question,
A Minute With Alan™ — Say You’re Sorry
June 24th, 2022 Stick around. I have a surprise for you at the end.
Dumb Ass Stupid Management: The Restaurant Industry
Look, I'm just a humble consultant eking out a living for my family. I only have three advanced degrees, I didn't have time for more. And I've just worked with about half the Fortune 500, I never did work for
A Minute With Alan™ — Extreme Denial
June 23rd, 2022 You spoke too fast and I couldn't understand you.