Hide! The Typo People Are Coming!
Some guy who identifies himself in his signature file as an "English language coach" writes me to try to get the discount of my new Self-Fulfillment Series, but asks if he has to subscribe to all three of my other
The Esteem Regime
"Democracy demands that all of its citizens begin the race even. Egalitarians insist that they all finish even." -- Roger Price (Class) Recently, a school nearby had to reverse its decision to discontinue awards night for academic achievement, because parents—to their
People Who Won’t Go Away
I saw a clip of the latest person who never seems to go away, Jill Abramson, fired by the New York Times, making a commencement address at Wake Forest. She was utterly without gravitas, spoke in a squeaky voice reading
How Consultants Makes Errors
The Institute of Management Consultants (IMC) just sent a promo to members for a webinar. Don't confuse them with the Institute of Grammar Consultants. Join us for a 1 hour webinar and discussion: "The Market Speaks: How Our Markets Hires Management Consultants”
How Dumb Does It Get?
Here's what someone sent me through my website this morning. I've removed his idiot name and idiot link: Message: Hello Alan. I am XXX, webmaster and editor of the XXXX Dating Blog. Our blog focuses on providing dating and relationship advice to singles and
Bizarro World (It’s Not Your Mother’s Fault)
For those of you unfamiliar, "Bizarro" originated in the Superman Comics and was revived on Seinfeld. Essentially, it means "polar opposite," so there was an evil anti-Superman, an anti-Earth, and so on. However, it may not be strictly fictional or, alternatively,
UCOs: Unidentified Calling Objects
There is some delusional guy leaving messages and using my name as a reference, who claims that his wife and parents and relatives are diplomats, circus performers, celebrities, and aliens. He also has the secret technology to save humankind. Believe
Dumb-Ass Stupid Management: Welcome to the 18th Century
In 1754 the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews was founded. In 2014, they're voting on whether or not to admit women as members. That's only 2.5 centuries for them to get to that, perhaps. What world are we living
Spam for Brains
A real doofus named Tom Nixon sends spam about a service I don't remotely need. I've never heard of him or his company. His unsubscribe doesn't work, and he doesn't reveal the address he's sending this useless stuff to. When I
The Oscars
The Oscars • Ellen looked like she was doing improve at a bad club, a total bomb. • I remember watching when I was young and looking at movie stars—Elizabeth Taylor, Cary Grant, Spencer Tracy, Clark Gable, Bette Davis. Now you see