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Facebook Gravitas

Facebook Gravitas

Once every two weeks I soar through Facebook in the off chance someone has published something wittier than a Hallmark card and to see new photos of my grandchildren (whom I see every other day or so anyhow).

It’s worse than an SNL sketch: Half-way down the page, when I had to run to find liquor, I had already unearthed these two postings:

1. It’s official! Drum roll! I have the flu!

2. I’m writing a new book on adult acne and I’m looking for exciting case studies.

(I am not making this up.)

Too bad there is no such thing as a “social media marketing expert” to help us here. (If you threw a rock down the street in Duluth you’d hit five of them.)

It’s after 5 pm somewhere, right?

© Alan Weiss 2013

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Alan Weiss is a consultant, speaker, and author of over 60 books. His consulting firm, Summit Consulting Group, Inc., has attracted clients from over 500 leading organizations around the world.

Comments: 4

  • Josh

    April 3, 2013

    I live in Duluth and you are wrong. You would hit 10 social media experts. Now, I have to get back to all my social media accounts to make sure I talk about my upcoming lunch.

  • Alan Weiss

    April 3, 2013

    I suspect you use bigger rocks.

  • Josh

    April 3, 2013

    They are immobile from looking at their device that sometimes the wind blows them down. In farm country they cow-tip. We have digital communications specialist tipping.

  • Alan Weiss

    April 3, 2013

    A decent cow wouldn’t be caught dead on Facebook.

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