Not So Super Bowl?
Maybe not the most boring Super Bowl ever, but it brought new excess to the meaning of excess. (Jets flying over a domed stadium?)
Highlight: The Christopher Walken commercial (though I can’t recall what it was for).
I like Usher, but why does every halftime show require a thousand people on the field?
Tony Romo talks like he’s speaking to other quarterbacks, not an audience.
Kelce hits his own coach and isn’t benched? Taylor Swift ought to bench him.
Two guys kicking field goals over four hours. I felt as if I were watching Australian Rules.