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Sorry, Keep Your Money

Sorry, Keep Your Money

No amount of money in the world can give you class. And you can have a great deal of class with very little money.

My wife was approached while doing volunteer work at a fund raising golf tournament by a loudmouth who thought he could buy whatever he wanted. Their conversation:

“I know you’re married, but I’d like to take you out.”

“No, thanks.”

“I have a boat.”

“I can tell you right now it’s not big enough.”

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Alan Weiss is a consultant, speaker, and author of over 60 books. His consulting firm, Summit Consulting Group, Inc., has attracted clients from over 500 leading organizations around the world.

Comments: 1

  • Alan

    December 2, 2019

    If you had been there, you should have approached the gentleman and said “From what my wife tells me, your quite the yachtsman. I’m a collector of things myself. I specialize in collecting eastern European Kalashnikov’s. Perhaps you’d like to come over one evening and I can show them to you?”

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