Someone Save Ellen
I am an American Idol junkie, and it's time to say The Emperor Has No Clothes. Ellen Degeneres seems like someone who can't skate trying to have a good time at the local rink. She often frowns for no apparent
Toyota, the Weather, and Alan’s Rant
Apparently, Toyota has known of many of its problems for years. Deaths have occurred, and Toyota has blamed the placement of floor mats. But now, under testimony, Toyota has had to admit that it first authorized repairs and new designs
World Class Dumb Responses and Questions
ME: What kind of cheese do you put on the cheeseburger? Waitress: Melted, sir. Worker: Your father was hurt on the job this morning! My Mother: Where is he hurt?! Worker: On 32nd street. Me: Drive up to coffee shop in a blue Ferrari convertible. Customer:
Odds and Ends Again
On January 23rd I wrote here that Taylor Swift had the worst voice at the Haitian Telethon performance. In my opinion, she can't sing, has no range, can't hold a note. Well, on the Grammy Awards the other day she
Odds and Ends
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Here’s A Secret
Do I have this right? James Ray, who has said on the record that everything in his life is his responsibility, caused by his intent (and who has stated "many Jewish people are glad the Holocaust happened"), is now disclaiming
Good Morning, Reverend Sharpton
Contessa Brewer, a newsreader for MSNBC, who by the way attended the Newhouse School of Journalism at Syracuse at the same time as my daughter, introduced the Reverend Jessie Jackson yesterday as the Reverend Al Sharpton. After the greeting,
The Wrong Line
I'm waiting in line at the bank. There's only one person in line ahead of me, and four tellers. However. One teller is occupied by a man who is a small business owner doing a transaction, and claiming he did not get
Take Your Best Shot
It's easier to carp than to improve. It's easier to blame than to take accountability. It's easier to be pessimistic and justify your lack of success than to be optimistic and work at success. I admire people who join mastermind groups
Some Things I Just Don’t Grok*
If we're pursuing clergy for decades-old acts of pedophilia, which I believe we should, and are trying to pursue actions against superiors who shielded or transferred them, which I think we should, then why, exactly, wouldn't we want to pursue