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The Never Giving

The Never Giving

I’ve determined that the Ever Given, the ship stuck in the Suez for all that time, must have actually been Noah’s Ark.

Every shortage I encounter is blamed on that vessel. There aren’t enough chips for auto manufacturers, we’re short on garbage bags, there isn’t enough garden fertilizer, we can’t find light bulbs, we’re out of batteries. The universal excuse is that these things were on that ship. How big was that thing? Noah only had two of each animal, which would be the only ones to survive the flood.

Hey, we need a giraffe for the zoo. Sorry, Noah took them on the Ever Given.

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Alan Weiss is a consultant, speaker, and author of over 60 books. His consulting firm, Summit Consulting Group, Inc., has attracted clients from over 500 leading organizations around the world.

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